Rants and Raves

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PETA Loves Tragedy

May 13th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

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Oil.  Let’s be honest…if you don’t work for an oil company, you probably don’t like it.  You deal with fluctuating oil prices and the constant threat that it will run out and the whole planet will be screwed.  Plus, every once in a while you get an oil spill, and that is no good for anyone, unless you are in PETA.

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The Meat Myth

April 21st, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Yummy myth.

We live in a world full of myth.  Some of these myths are awesome, like Greek myths.  But some myths just plain suck.  Like myths about meat.  They are rampant and they turn know-nothing vegans into high and mighty zealots.  Well, it’s time to kiss those myths goodbye, because I have uncovered a handy little article that should quiet them down.

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Double Me Down!

April 12th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

I'll take two.

Today, KFC has changed the face of food as we know it.  For too long, the sandwich has been dominated by some sort of grain, but no longer are sandwiches to be oppressed by two slices of bread.  On this fine day of April 12th, 2010, the sandwich has been liberated and that liberator is KFC’s Double Down.

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At Least I Eat Them

March 26th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Old, but still true.

So here’s the deal.  Every time anyone outside of PETA does anything to harm an animal, they risk the wrath of PETA.  Notice I said anyone “outside,” because apparently harming animals from inside PETA is no problem.  I knew they were hypocritical because one of their head honchos uses insulin from pigs, but AOL News reports that the hypocrisy much bigger than that.

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Bacon Beats Sex

March 8th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Baconfact!

While on the subject of Canada, it seems that a new report from the Great White North has some interesting insight into the power of delicious meats.  According to the study, 43% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex.  Is Canadian sex that bad or is bacon that good?  I like to think that bacon is just that good.

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Beer Me Some Bell’s Oberon

Look like summer to you?

It’s really not summer until you’ve had some Oberon.  Sure, the weather may be warm, the grass may be green and the county may be forcing you to water your lawn only on odd-numbered days, but in truth, none of this matters until you get some Oberon in you.  Now, you may be wondering, “What is Oberon?”  If you turn to Wikipedia (the source of all knowledge), you will be lead to believe that Oberon is the king of the fairies.  But this is just hogwash.  In fact, Oberon is more likely to be a king of beers.  No, not the king of beers…some brewery in St. Louis has that copyrighted.

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