Rants and Raves


Bacon Beats Sex

March 8th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Baconfact!

While on the subject of Canada, it seems that a new report from the Great White North has some interesting insight into the power of delicious meats.  According to the study, 43% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex.  Is Canadian sex that bad or is bacon that good?  I like to think that bacon is just that good. Continue Reading»


Vegetarians Have Small Brains

February 25th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit
Vegetarian of the future!

Vegetarian of the future!

And in unrelated news:  water is wet, winter is cold and the sky is blue.  Of course vegetarians have smaller brains, how else to explain their insane diet?  According to an article on Signs of the Times, written by Unvegan Hero Barry Groves, so much of brain size is determined by fat intake.  As he says, “About half our brain and nervous system is composed of complicated, long-chain, fatty acids.”  Plants don’t have these fatty acids and our bodies aren’t exactly capable of making them ourselves.  But you know what are capable of producing these fatty acids?  Dumb herbivores. Continue Reading»


Eat Tofu, Kill Earth

February 19th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Now that is a band.

Once upon a time there was a group of people called vegans.  Among other things, these people claimed that their diet was better for the environment than eating meat.  Had they been right, the world would be a much different place, but luckily for us, they were wrong.  In fact, they eventually learned that their diet was actually worse for the environment than eating meat. Continue Reading»


Would You Like CO2 With That Steak?

February 12th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Boo CO2

Have you ever wondered what the carbon footprint of your food is?  No?  Me neither, but apparently some people do.  Fortunately, the University of New South Wales in Australia has found that red meat is quite the carbon-efficient food, bringing one more bit of great news from the world of meat-eating. Continue Reading»


Trouble Sleeping? Try Meat.

January 29th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

This obligate carnivore has no trouble sleeping.

Do you have trouble sleeping?  If so, it may be time to re-evaluate your diet.  A study published in Medical News Online revealed that carnivores sleep more than omnivores and herbivores.  This doesn’t exactly surprise an unvegan who still regularly sleeps for 12 hours on the weekends, but may come as a surprise to someone who struggles with sleeping. Continue Reading»


Terrorists Hate Meat

January 21st, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

No don't harm the hot dogs!

In the aftermath of the botched terrorist attempt over Christmas, airports have beefed up security.  This has made flying more inconvenient, which is fine because I would rather be inconvenienced and be safe than move fast through the lines and feel like I am in danger.  When it comes to eating meat, though, this is more than just an inconvenience. Continue Reading»


Hungry for Frozen Meat?

January 13th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Only in dreams...

Usually frozen food is limited to TV dinners, pizzas and ice cream, but the SVF Foundation, a cryopreservation facility in Newport, Rhode Island is changing that.  By freezing the semen and embryos of special livestock, they are hoping to ensure that after the Zombie Apocalypse, whatever is left of humanity will be able able to enjoy some good meat. Continue Reading»


Cheers to Beer for Beef!

January 6th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Top me off!

Everyone knows about wine pairings.  It is a mostly pretentious way for restaurants to sell their expensive wines in conjunction with their dishes.  Even for those who avoid those pairings, any good eater or drinker knows to match red wine with red meats and white wine with white meats and fish.  But enough about wine, where has beer ended up in this alcoholic conversation?  Fusion Brewing in Australia has tried to answer this question with a beer made specifically for drinking with red meat. Continue Reading»


Silly Monkeys, Eat Your Meat

December 21st, 2009 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit
Meat?  What meat?

Meat? What meat?

A lot of vegans get down on carnivores, claiming that they live better and longer and whatnot, but when it comes down to it, they are just spouting out words without reason.  We unvegans know the truth, or at least the research, and this research tells us that the reason we live as long as we do is because of our meat-eating. Continue Reading»


IronWorkz

December 14th, 2009 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

unvegan ironworkzI really have no idea where this video came from, although I do believe there is a British accent involved.  Nonetheless, this awesome video features a faux band called IronWorkz and this band helps tell the tale of why red meat is so important to the diet. It’s refreshing to see an entertaining ad like this in a world flooded with tasteless and really unfunny PETA ads.  Check it out below, and be entertained. Continue Reading»


Going Global at Plan Check

Fries of the world.

A couple of weeks ago, The Backyard Bite invited me to The Burger Culture Clash, sponsored by Stussy (which apparently still exists) and Plan Check. Plan Check, by the way, is a sort of new (since February) restaurant in West LA with Chef Ernesto Uchimura of Umami Burger fame. As my love of burgers, especially those of the umami variety, I jumped at the opportunity.

Although I arrived alone, I was not the only lone eater. Just next to where I was seated, I met e*star LA and we decided to share a meal called loneliness, because it’s better than eating alone. We made quick friends over our respective blogs and Midwestern roots, then got to work at dissecting the special menu, which Plan Check will be featuring for the next month if anything tickles your fancy.

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