A new ad for meat has been making its way over the internet all the way from Australia. The star of the ad is none other than Sam Neill, the dinosaur-killing star of Jurassic Park. It kind of makes me wonder what dinosaur meat would taste like. Also, would it be red or white?
In the commercial, Neill touts red meats for their “omega-3s, zinc and iron.” These are all important nutrients that I would like to have in my body. As the meat is being cooked, it draws the attention of everyone in the neighborhood. I’m pretty sure the “scent” of a veggie burger wouldn’t have that effect.
For showcasing the importance of red meats and protecting the world from dangerous dinosaurs, Sam Neill, you are a true Unvegan Hero!
*adjusts nerd glasses*
Excuse me, but technically speaking, Sam Neill’s character did not “kill” any dinosaurs – per se – in the original Jurassic Park movie, though he was almost killed by a few himself during his escapades to escape the island!
…*snort, chuckle, snort*
That’s a shame. I blocked out most of my memories of the Jurassic Park movies because of the countless nightmares they gave me. If he didn’t kill any dinosaurs, I’m sure he at least intended to.