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Another Reason to Love Steak

The Daily Mail in the UK just released information about the affect of steaks and other red meats on male semen (as opposed to female semen, ewwww). The conclusion is that it decreases the quality of the semen and makes them slower. It actually makes it much more difficult for men to conceive. It’s funny, because the article makes this information out to be a bad thing. Well, I’m not planning on becoming a father anytime soon, which means it’s time for me to eat all the steak I can get my hands on. Talk about a natural contraceptive. This is the best news I’ve gotten since studies showed Mountain Dew decreases the sperm count.

The article also claims that having regular sex can increase the quality of sperm. So I guess when I decide to have a baby I’ll just have to have a lot of sex to balance out the decrease in quality from all that tasty meat.

(via Daily Mail)