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Vegan Pictures (With a Side of Meat)

April 18th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Because vegan food doesn't look good enough.

It’s a vegan-eat-vegan world out there today (although not literally, because that would be decidedly unvegan) and if you’re one of those meat haters, it’s getting harder and harder to know who to trust.  The latest schism comes from an expose at quarrygirl.com.  In this expose, it is revealed that VegNews, “the nation’s leading vegan magazine” has been using images with meat in them.  That’s right, delicious succulent meat has successfully infiltrated the pages of VegNews, making it unvegan! Continue Reading»

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Vegans Kill Babies

April 4th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Don't worry baby, I won't let the vegans get to you.

No, this isn’t a dead baby joke.  If it were, the title might say something like, “What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?” (You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork)  Sadly, this is no such joke and perfectly good baby child has perished at the hands of unfit vegan parents. Continue Reading»

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Meat Doping

October 4th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Tastes like doped meat.

There is no question that meat is performance enhancing.  The protein helps build muscles, the iron helps the blood flow and the vitamins of the B variety just generally keep the body functioning.  Try getting all that from a vegan salad.  But even though meat clearly enhances performance, there is only one man who has claimed it as a drug: Alberto Contador. Continue Reading»

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Global Shrinking

August 27th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Is this the future unvegan?

As if we don’t have enough to worry about with global warming.  What with the crazy 110 degree weather I’m experiencing in the hellish valley or dwindling glaciers, now we have to worry about shrinkage.  Now, not that kind of shrinkage.  That kind comes with the cold.  No, the shrinkage I write of affects all unvegans, whether man, woman or beast. Continue Reading»

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AMI to the Rescue!

May 26th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Baconize me

Just when you thought it was safe to be an unvegan in this world, the Harvard School of Public Health had to go and link processed meats to heart disease and diabetes.  Never fear, though, because there’s a big kid on the block ready to defend meat to the death, the American Meat Institute. Continue Reading»

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PETA Loves Tragedy

May 13th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Copyright the original owner.

Oil.  Let’s be honest…if you don’t work for an oil company, you probably don’t like it.  You deal with fluctuating oil prices and the constant threat that it will run out and the whole planet will be screwed.  Plus, every once in a while you get an oil spill, and that is no good for anyone, unless you are in PETA. Continue Reading»

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The Meat Myth

April 21st, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Yummy myth.

We live in a world full of myth.  Some of these myths are awesome, like Greek myths.  But some myths just plain suck.  Like myths about meat.  They are rampant and they turn know-nothing vegans into high and mighty zealots.  Well, it’s time to kiss those myths goodbye, because I have uncovered a handy little article that should quiet them down. Continue Reading»

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At Least I Eat Them

March 26th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Old, but still true.

So here’s the deal.  Every time anyone outside of PETA does anything to harm an animal, they risk the wrath of PETA.  Notice I said anyone “outside,” because apparently harming animals from inside PETA is no problem.  I knew they were hypocritical because one of their head honchos uses insulin from pigs, but AOL News reports that the hypocrisy much bigger than that. Continue Reading»

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Vegetarians Have Small Brains

February 25th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit
Vegetarian of the future!

Vegetarian of the future!

And in unrelated news:  water is wet, winter is cold and the sky is blue.  Of course vegetarians have smaller brains, how else to explain their insane diet?  According to an article on Signs of the Times, written by Unvegan Hero Barry Groves, so much of brain size is determined by fat intake.  As he says, “About half our brain and nervous system is composed of complicated, long-chain, fatty acids.”  Plants don’t have these fatty acids and our bodies aren’t exactly capable of making them ourselves.  But you know what are capable of producing these fatty acids?  Dumb herbivores. Continue Reading»

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Eat Tofu, Kill Earth

February 19th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Now that is a band.

Once upon a time there was a group of people called vegans.  Among other things, these people claimed that their diet was better for the environment than eating meat.  Had they been right, the world would be a much different place, but luckily for us, they were wrong.  In fact, they eventually learned that their diet was actually worse for the environment than eating meat. Continue Reading»

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Beer Me Some Breckenridge Agave Wheat

The taste of skiing?

Colorado is definitely a beer state, and not just because Coors comes from the Rocky Mountain State.  No, it is also home to New Belgium (of Fat Tire fame) and seemingly countless other micro and craft breweries.  While in Breckenridge for a ski weekend, I decided I had to at least try one of these, and because it turned out to be the only one available at dinner, my choice happened to come from the creatively named Breckenridge Brewery.  The brewery, by the way, is actually no longer in Breckenridge, having expanded and moved to Denver in 1992.

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Tastes like horse...I think...

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