What’s that you say? You’re not getting enough beef in your diet? Join the club! But luckily, there is hope. We all know you can’t just go around eating steak all the time. Sure, it would taste delicious and you would live a long life, but it’s expensive at restaurants and tiresome to cook all the time. Fortunately, there are now beef straws!

Yes, these straws are little more than hollowed-out Slim Jims, but after Macho Man Randy Savage’s tragic death, someone had to revolutionize the cured beef industry. Enter Ben Hirko and Nathan Klostermann – two men who should surely be featured on Bud Light’s Real Men of Genius. The straw was developed mostly for use in Bloody Marys, but I don’t see why she should have all the fun. I wouldn’t exactly throw it in a Sprite, but perhaps milk or a Jack and Coke.

To get some for yourself, or to buy me some, head over to Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straw and get drinking.

The best part? When you finish your drink, you got yourself some beef to eat!

(via Gizmodo and Glasspiegel)