Every band seems to have a really unique tour rider, which describes everything they will need at a venue in order to perform. A notable one is Van Halen’s request for a bowl of M & Ms, but with all the brown ones removed.

The Foo Fighters, however, have one of the best riders I have every seen:

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Essentially, they are requesting a whole lot of meat. Let’s forget the mention of veggie sausages and focus more on humor they place upon their need for meat.

My Favorites:

• “Big ass kielbasas that make men feel self conscious”
• “…fried anything, really.”
• “Bacon. I call it ‘god’s currency'”

For applying your sense of humor to meat and demanding such a wide variety of meats for fulfillment, Foo Fighters, you are true Unvegan Heroes!

(via Serious Eats)