If you haven’t heard the news, PETA has issued an ad against fur, which features poorly Photoshopped pictures of Tyra Banks, Carrie Underwood, Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama. You may wonder how PETA can use the first lady for something like this and according to the White House, they cannot. But you know how PETA likes to do things…if they have to break the law to get their message out, they will. Well if PETA can use an unauthorized image of Michelle Obama in their ads, then I feel totally justified in making her an Unvegan Hero.

First off, I’m pretty sure the Obamas eat meat. At the very least, I know our POTUS Barack does, as he has paid visits to some delicious burger joints in DC. Also, did you know that PETA is classified as a terrorist organization by the USDA? That’s kind of a big deal, and for our first lady to support a terrorist organization would be pretty remarkable. Terrorist fist bump notwithstanding.

Well, PETA has done their best to kiss ass to the White House, saying how “fabulous” our first lady is. I doubt that kind of empty flattery works on the wife of the most powerful man in the world.

So, for being “fabulous” and not supporting the terrorists of PETA, Michelle Obama, you are a true Unvegan Hero!

**Update: PETA is pulling their ad. One small victory for unvegans everywhere!**

Here’s a look at PETA’s most recently banned ad, featuring the lovely Pamela Anderson. Apparently it was supposed to be shown in airports, but they decided it was too sexy for that. I actually just think the video is very poorly made. Not that I’m pro fur or anything. If you’re gonna kill an animal, it should be for the food and not for the natural Gore-Tex.