It is a wonder how such a superior species so high on the food chain could have been wiped from the earth entirely. Maybe a few vegetarian homo sapiens came along and mixed some salmonella-tainted vegetables in their food and caused a pandemic. I’m not a scientist, but I’m not above fabricating potentially mind-blowing theories.

Anyway, despite the fact that you are no longer of this earth, for eating a whole lot of meat in your time, Neanderthals, you are (were) True Unvegan Heroes!

(via BBC News)