It’s happened before, and once again the vegans have used their love of vegetables to kill a baby. Last time, it was the French, but now the vegans have brought baby killing into America. Now, the baby-killing may have occurred in 2004, but just last week the killers were convicted of their heinous crime.

But how did they commit the crime? By feeding the baby a diet of nothing more than soy milk and apple juice. What do you think happens to a baby subsisting on such foods? I’ll give you a second to guess…

If you guessed bronchopneumonia, emaciation, starvation and death after six weeks of life, you win!

So what will it take to teach these crazy vegans how to feed their babies? The parents will serve life in prison, which will prevent them from killing any more babies, but I don’t know if that is enough. Maybe the Georgia Supreme Court should invoke the Code of Hammurabi and force an eye for an eye upon these people. Food them only soy milk and apple juice and see if they can last longer than six weeks.

Now do yourself a favor and send this on to all the vegans you know to ensure they they don’t repeat the mistakes of their imprisoned brethren. Only you can help save babies from vicious baby-hating vegans.

(via Yahoo)

While there are many obvious nutrients missing from the diets of vegans, there is one essential element that is typically passed over: iodine. This element is particularly important in a pregnant woman’s body because “low iodine can increase the risk of miscarriage and thyroid problems in moms, in addition to mental disabilities in babies.”

So when a vegan woman gets knocked up (I say knocked up and not regular pregnant because who would marry a vegan?), a new study shows they have an average iodine level of 79. The recommended range is 150-249. Herein lies the problem with some who choose the vegan diet. Choosing to be vegan can be a personal thing, but when that choice starts affecting others, it needs to become a no-no, along the lines of second-hand smoke or getting pregnant after age 40. No iodine-deficient child is going to grow up and be like, “I’m really glad mommy was a vegan, who cares if the left half of my brain is missing?”

So please, vegans, for the sake of our future don’t get knocked up without at least getting some real food back into your bodies. Natalie Portman did it, and she won an Oscar.

(via Yahoo)

No, this isn’t a dead baby joke. If it were, the title might say something like, “What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?” (You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork) Sadly, this is no such joke and perfectly good baby child has perished at the hands of unfit vegan parents.

As the Guardian reports, these French vegans decided to only feed their baby with breast milk for the first 11 months of its life. Unfortunately, these were also the only 11 months of that baby’s life, because drinking vegan breast milk resulted in a woefully malnourished baby.

When the parents finally realized something was wrong, they called an ambulance, but it was too late. By the time the ambulance arrived, the baby had already passed on. Lacking in vitamins A and B12 (both of which come from animal products), the baby was susceptible to disease and although the ultimate cause of death was pneumonia, the sad situation never would have occurred if the baby had a proper diet.

The parents could face up to 30 years in prison for “neglect or food deprivation followed by death.” That’s no small sentence, but I can think of a better punishment for them. How about forcing them to eat nothing but those malnourishing vegan foods they seem to love so much and see how long they last? I’d rather spend 30 years in prison than live like that.

(via The Guardian)