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Ron Swanson: Unvegan Hero

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How can you not be heroic with that mustache?!

Many of you out there have wondered whether a fictional character can be an Unvegan Hero and I am finally ready to answer that question with a resounding, “Yes!” But it isn’t easy – unless you’re Ron Swanson.

That’s right, the mustachioed genius from Parks and Recreation has finally achieved the rank of Unvegan Hero, and all it took was a little thing called a hamburger. In case you ever wondered what a hamburger means to Ron Swanson, the Parks and Rec website has your answer: Some meat and a bun. Need directions? “Grill the meat then put it on a bun. Eat it with your mouth, so that it goes into your belly. Repeat.” A simple recipe for a complex man.

But it takes more than that to become an Unvegan Hero. In reference to the lesser meat-burger known as a turkey burger, Ron Swanson asked, “Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger?” Could you imagine such a thing? Well, Eater.com made one and it looks amazing, because nothing beats meat on meat. Ooh that should be my new catch phrase. But I digress. Ron Swanson is awesome.

So for championing true burgers in a world filled with hateful health nuts all while sporting one of the greatest mustaches in the world, Ron Swanson, you are a true Unvegan Hero!