Every band seems to have a really unique tour rider, which describes everything they will need at a venue in order to perform. A notable one is Van Halen’s request for a bowl of M & Ms, but with all the brown ones removed.
The Foo Fighters, however, have one of the best riders I have every seen:
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Essentially, they are requesting a whole lot of meat. Let’s forget the mention of veggie sausages and focus more on humor they place upon their need for meat.
My Favorites:
- “Big ass kielbasas that make men feel self conscious”
- “…fried anything, really.”
- “Bacon. I call it ‘god’s currency'”
For applying your sense of humor to meat and demanding such a wide variety of meats for fulfillment, Foo Fighters, you are true Unvegan Heroes!
(via Serious Eats)
