A while back, I made a post about how Burger King had let down a guy named Darius Dugger by putting vegetables in with his burger.
Now, it seems they are on the path to redemption. Burger King has invented a meat-scented cologne called the Burger King Flame for anyone who loves their meat. Really, I think this would do better as a perfume. For any woman out there having trouble finding a real man, a meat-scented perfume would really turn her life around.