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Steak and Surf at Calypso Cafe


Rincon is kind of Puerto Rico’s surfing haven and no beach exemplifies this better than Maria’s Beach. Unfortunately, I have never surfed and was not about to try here, but I was interested in trying some food at Calypso Cafe, a place that seemed to embody the entire vibe of the beach.

I immediately zoned in on the Churrasco (grilled skirt steak) on the menu, which came with a chimichurri sauce, beans, rice and a choice of sides. Sweetie massage chick getting fucked Horny Alexis Ford is into hardcore buggering Stepteen Anya Olsen licks stepmom Reagan Darling is tempting fellow with her tits Roxy Raye stretches her anus with a metal speculum and receives an anal reaming Kinky whore Melany loves big stuff in her pussy Cute and Tiny Blonde Halle nugget porn Whore wife Jodi West getting fucked by next door guy Ralph Long Chick receives both of her lusty fuck holes fucked Frisky blonde Kayla Green felt hard cock in her tight ass hole Independence fuck with freedom babe Phoenix Marie Playful bitches Rowan and Lorna try their new toys. I picked tostones because I can never really get enough of those. I ordered it meadium-rare and had a Medalla Light to go with it because that’s just what’s necessary.

It didn’t come out medium-rare, but it was it was plenty moist and seasoned just enough to bring out the flavor of the steak. The chimichurri was nice for the steak, but also nice as a dip for the tostones. The beans were actually really nicely flavored and tasted even better with some local pique (hot sauce) that the waiter brought out.

It was a really great beachside meal and probably one of the best $15 steaks I’ve ever had, even if it wasn’t pink enough inside. Just try not to show up on a Monday around 2:30, because the smell of the garbage truck loading up across the street isn’t really conducive to enjoying food.