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Bacon Double Cheeseburger: Unvegan Hero

Police sketch of the man.
Police sketch of the man.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done while drunk? Broken a bone? Slept with an unsavory character? Got a tattoo? How about changing your frigging name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger? No? Well a British man formerly known as Sam Smith did just that. Of course, when compared to a name like Metta World Peace, Bacon Double Cheeseburger almost seems like the most sane name in the world.

And honestly, who can blame the guy? Sam Smith is a terribly generic name and pretty much everyone loves Bacon Double Cheeseburgers. Plus, he probably has no need to meet anyone who doesn’t love his namesake. Strangely enough, Cheeseburger seems to be taking all the credit, while his buddies Beer Battered Onion Rings and Chili Cheese Dog have had very little mention.

One can only hope that Cheeseburger can ascend to ranks as high as Earl of Sandwich (which was a real thing) and pass on his obvious genius to his children (who I will simply refer to as sliders).

So for recognizing the greatness of the almost arousing combination of ground beef, cheese and smokey pork belly, Bacon Double Cheeseburger, you are a true Unvegan Hero!