‘Carnivores’


Jeff McMahan: Unvegan Villain

September 21st, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

The face of death.

Is this the face of death?  In a word, yes.  Behind the eyes of this simple-looking old man is a brain filled with hatred.  And hatred for whom?  Carnivores.  But he does not simply hate human carnivores, but carnivores of all types. Continue Reading»


Global Shrinking

August 27th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Is this the future unvegan?

As if we don’t have enough to worry about with global warming.  What with the crazy 110 degree weather I’m experiencing in the hellish valley or dwindling glaciers, now we have to worry about shrinkage.  Now, not that kind of shrinkage.  That kind comes with the cold.  No, the shrinkage I write of affects all unvegans, whether man, woman or beast. Continue Reading»


Trouble Sleeping? Try Meat.

January 29th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

This obligate carnivore has no trouble sleeping.

Do you have trouble sleeping?  If so, it may be time to re-evaluate your diet.  A study published in Medical News Online revealed that carnivores sleep more than omnivores and herbivores.  This doesn’t exactly surprise an unvegan who still regularly sleeps for 12 hours on the weekends, but may come as a surprise to someone who struggles with sleeping. Continue Reading»


Neanderthals: Unvegan Heroes

June 24th, 2009 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

A recent discovery of a Neanderthal fossil in the North Sea has the carnivorous world abuzz.  According to the BBC News, Analysis of the skull fragment has revealed that the Neanderthal “survived on a diet dominated by meat.”

It is a wonder how such a superior species so high on the food chain could have been wiped from the earth entirely.  Maybe a few vegetarian homo sapiens came along and mixed some salmonella-tainted vegetables in their food and caused a pandemic.  I’m not a scientist, but I’m not above fabricating potentially mind-blowing theories. Continue Reading»


A Little Something to Brighten Your Day

June 23rd, 2009 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

This is genius.

Thanks to Jake for bringing this to my attention.


UNVEGAN FANS: HELP STUDENTS LEARN ABOUT DELICIOUS FOOD!

Future Foodies!

HYPE is a non-profit organization that works directly with low-income middle schoolers and their teachers to provide students with the guidance and resources needed to qualify for admission and succeed at top private schools in the Los Angeles area. We provide our students with engaging and unfamiliar experiences to broaden their horizons. A large part of building this cultural capital is by having our students try a wide variety of new foods. This pushes our students outside of their comfort zones and encourages them to take risks in a fun (and tasty!) way. Last summer, our students tried Ethiopian food, sushi, Korean BBQ, deli, and schwarma, just to provide some examples.

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Ethiopian Food
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