‘vegans’


Vegans Keep Killing Babies

September 19th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

How could you kill a thing like this?

It’s happened before, and once again the vegans have used their love of vegetables to kill a baby.  Last time, it was the French, but now the vegans have brought baby killing into America.  Now, the baby-killing may have occurred in 2004, but just last week the killers were convicted of their heinous crime. Continue Reading»


An Unvegan Twitter War

September 8th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Is this the face of unvegan hatred?

It began with a simple Twitter @ reply.  You know the kind that happens every day.  But soon it spiraled into something no one could have ever seen coming. Continue Reading»


Save the Bacon!

July 7th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Save us!

Debt ceiling got you down?  War and instability in the Middle East making you feel unloved?  Casey Anthony getting away with murder pissing you off?  I get it, the world is having some problems, but such problems are nothing compared to the biggest problem the world is currently facing:  Bacon Prices.  Cue the wailing. Continue Reading»


Dine on Iodine

June 16th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Eat me!

While there are many obvious nutrients missing from the diets of vegans, there is one essential element that is typically passed over: iodine.  This element is particularly important in a pregnant woman’s body because “low iodine can increase the risk of miscarriage and thyroid problems in moms, in addition to mental disabilities in babies.” Continue Reading»


Vegans are Killing Bolivia

April 25th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Stop stealing food from these children.

As if Bolivia wasn’t troubled enough as one of South America’s only two landlocked countries, now it has a whole new problem with the onset of veganism.  If you know a vegan or vegetarian, the odds are that you have heard of a strange little plant called quinoa. Continue Reading»


Vegan Pictures (With a Side of Meat)

April 18th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Because vegan food doesn't look good enough.

It’s a vegan-eat-vegan world out there today (although not literally, because that would be decidedly unvegan) and if you’re one of those meat haters, it’s getting harder and harder to know who to trust.  The latest schism comes from an expose at quarrygirl.com.  In this expose, it is revealed that VegNews, “the nation’s leading vegan magazine” has been using images with meat in them.  That’s right, delicious succulent meat has successfully infiltrated the pages of VegNews, making it unvegan! Continue Reading»


Natalie Portman: Unvegan Hero

April 13th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Back off, Darth Vegan.

As a fellow member of the Chosen People, Natalie Portman has always been pretty special in the Jewish world.  At some point in their lives, every Jewish male has had a thing for her.  And I know it’s not just limited to members of the tribe.  Yet, Jew or not, the day Natalie Portman converted to veganism something inside of me died. Continue Reading»


Vegans Kill Babies

April 4th, 2011 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Don't worry baby, I won't let the vegans get to you.

No, this isn’t a dead baby joke.  If it were, the title might say something like, “What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?” (You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork)  Sadly, this is no such joke and perfectly good baby child has perished at the hands of unfit vegan parents. Continue Reading»


Tasha: Unvegan Hero

November 23rd, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Who is this mysterious unvegan?

Once upon a time, there was a blog called The Voracious Vegan.  For those who know the English language pretty well, they will recognize that voracious means the desire of large quantities of food.  This is pretty appropriate for a vegan, because I can’t imagine any amount of that sort of food can be filling.  In fact, after 3.5 years of a vegan diet, The Voracious Vegan herself, Tasha, also found this out. Continue Reading»


Bryce Dallas Howard: Unvegan Hero

July 13th, 2010 Tweet Facebook Digg Stumble Reddit

Vegan no more.

Bryce Dallas Howard first hit the scene in my world when she played Gwen Stacy in Spider-Man 3.  Yes, I am a nerd.  No, I don’t care.  But little did I know at that time that she was the daughter of Ron Howard (awesome) and a vegan (gross).  Continue Reading»


Beer Me Some Breckenridge Agave Wheat

The taste of skiing?

Colorado is definitely a beer state, and not just because Coors comes from the Rocky Mountain State.  No, it is also home to New Belgium (of Fat Tire fame) and seemingly countless other micro and craft breweries.  While in Breckenridge for a ski weekend, I decided I had to at least try one of these, and because it turned out to be the only one available at dinner, my choice happened to come from the creatively named Breckenridge Brewery.  The brewery, by the way, is actually no longer in Breckenridge, having expanded and moved to Denver in 1992.

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